I want to get this restarted right, and I want to do that by finding some common ground. This is something all America, nay, all Earth, can agree on: Scenario from Low End Theory is the greatest posse cut of all time.

Pleasantly, they come down as pro, barely, on “they” as a gender neutral singular.

When I saw this, I assumed she was dead.

But she’s not! She’s hosting SNL! Great news!

I really liked this, but I worry that it’s basically stroking me off and going “Yeah, you’re right, you’re so right about things you didn’t even know how right you are!”

Still, it FEELS right.

I find that I sincerely enjoy Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. It’s got a great tension build and release going. And the video has flying ninja choir boys.